Jiang vs. Schlessler

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. e5 c5 5. a3 Bxc3+ 6. bxc3 Qc7 7. f4 Ne7 8. Nf3 b6 9. Bd3 Ba6 10. Bxa6 Nxa6 11. Qd3 Nb8 12. dxc5 bxc5 13. Be3 Nd7 14. Rb1 Rb8 15. O-O Nf5 16. g4 Nxe3 17. Qxe3 Rxb1 18. Rxb1 O-O 19. f5 exf5 20. gxf5 Re8 21. e6 fxe6 22. fxe6 Nf8 23. Qd3 Qc6 24. Rd1 Qxe6 25. Qxd5 Qxd5 26. Rxd5 Re3 27. Ne5 Ne6 28. Nd3 c4 29. Re5 cxd3 30. Rxe3 dxc2 31. Re1 Nf4
{Game adjourned by mutual agreement}
*

Great tactics... (and) my opening sucked

Kenneth vs. Jiang

1. e4 e5 2. f4 Bc5 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Bc4 d6 5. d3 Nf6 6. Nc3 Be6 7. Bxe6 fxe6 8.fxe5 Nxe5 9. Nxe5 dxe5 10. Bg5 O-O 11. Qf3 Qd4 12. O-O-O Ba3 13. Qh3 Qxc3 14. Qxe6+ Kh8 15. bxa3 Qxa3+ 16. Kb1 Rad8 17. Qxe5 Ng4 18. Qxc7 Rc8 19. Be7 Qa4 20. Rhf1 Rfe8 21. Qf4 Ne3 22. Qxe3 Rxc2 23. Qxa7 Qxa7 24. Kxc2 Qxa2+ 25. Kc3 Rc8+ 26. Kd4 Qa7+ 27. Ke5 b5 28. Rf8+ Rxf8 29. Bxf8 Qf7 30. Bc5 Qh5+ 31. Kd4 Qxd1 32. e5 Kg8 33. e6 Qg1+ 34. Kd5 Qxg2+ 35. Kd6 Qxh2+ 36. Kd7 Qh3 37.
d4 Qf5 38. Kd6 h5 39. d5 h4 40. e7 Kf7 41. Kc6 Qc8+ 42. Kxb5 Qxc5+ 43. Kxc5 Kxe7 44. d6+ Kd7 {Game adjourned by mutual agreement} *

3. Nc6 doesn't work (4.fxe5!!!!!!!)

White "Mayen",Black "guy1" Event "ICC 8 3"

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Qe7 5. O-O Nf6 6. d4 Bb6 7. d5 Nb8 8.Bg5 d6 9. Na3 h6 10.Bh4 g5 11. Bg3 h5 12. h4 Bg4 13. Qd3 Rg8 14. Nxg5 Nbd7 15. b4 a5 16. Nc2 axb4 17. Nxb4 Nc5 18. Qc2 Rxg5 19. hxg5 Nfxe4 20. Bh4 Nxg5 21. Bxg5 Qxg5 22. Bb5+ Ke7 23. Be2 Bh3 24. Bf3 Bxg2 25. Bxg2 Rg8 26. f3 Ne4+ 27. Kh2 Qh4+ 28. Bh3 Qf4+ 29. Kh1 Ng3+ 30. Kg2 Nxf1+ 31. Kxf1 Qxf3+ 32. Ke1 Rg1+ 33. Kd2 Qe3# {White checkmated} 0-1

This was hilarious...